Because there's really no limit to ego gratification when you've got a spot to spout with your name on it.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Some Asswipe called Ian is screwing with Facebook

Hello Ian, age 23, from Pasadena, whose name keeps popping up when anyone tries to log onto Facebook and it is now automatically redirecting to MySpace thanks to you. Are you a troll or just an egotistical selfish bastard who is bored and alone (big surprise!) and gets what littles kicks he can still get from anonymously screwing with thousands of people he doesn't know. It's the penultimate form of self-centered egotism.

If I knew who you were, I'd come find your ass and smack the crap out of you. It's not like I care very much about getting on Facebook right this minute. It's more like I think people like you have unmitigated gall. There is absolutely no reason or circumstance when this sort of redirect is appropriate or just. Affecting people you don't know for no damned good reason is offensive beyond belief.

If anyone reads this, please do everything possible to screw with this asswipe Ian and get him kicked off the internet forever is possible. Find this mutha and destroy him. Get out of your mother's basement, get a job, lose 4 or 500 pounds, go for extensive psychotherapy, and maybe if you work very hard at that, in 15 years or so, when you'll probably be around 50, you might even be capable of getting a girlfriend. Maybe. In the meantime, screw you.

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